1) Your glasses break. You:

a. fix them with masking tape.
b. wear them broken.
c. don't notice.
d. take them to an optician.

2) Someone brings up computers
     in conversation. You:

a. wet your pants
b. hyper-ventilate.
c. begin sputtering techie
           gibberish
d. change the subject.

3) Before calling a potential date,
     you:

a. make a list of things to say.
b. recite "The Rules."
c. think what your mother
           would say.
d. drink.

4) Your dream tattoo is:

a. Gandalf.
b. Einstein.
c. pi.
d. Satan.

5) Your roommate catches you:

a. kissing your pillow.
b. singing along to the
          "Friends" theme.
c. playing air guitar.
d. sleeping through
           "Jeopardy."

6) During your first sexual
     experience, you were thinking:

a. about telling your friends.
b. is that all there is?
c. about comic books.
d. about doing it again.

a. reorganize your record
            collection.
b. try to think up clever things
            to say to cute boys and/or girls.
c. make incessant lists.
d. live life to the fullest.

8) You made your parents:

a. pretend that they didn't
            know you.
b. drop you off a block from school.
c. change their clothes
            before a recital.
d. divorce.

9) Your favorite screen saver is:

a. Einstein as Mona Lisa.
b. the crapping dog.
c. Klingon attack.
d. flowers.

10) At parties, you:

a. miss all allusions to
           popular culture.
b. don't notice that your fly
           is down.
c. stand around till the beer's gone.
d. get laid.

11) You collect:

a. pogs.
b. naked photos of  Scott Baio.
c. zines.
d. undergarments.

12) Your big moment of high
        school was:

a. blowing a valve during
            the marching band tuba solo.
b. throwing up on the
            Homecoming Queen.
c. unnoticed.
d. different every day.